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After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me

Give me back my horse

Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they's arresting me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
He's always staring at me
When them guards are gone

I'm running out of cigarettes
He's asking me to dance
He say's I'm looking good
In these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me…
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy…

I'd give anything to be back on my bus
I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home

Answer the phone

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
He just won't leave me alone
He's blowing kisses at me
And I'm a duckin' 'em all

I hate to break it to him
I'm in no mood for romance
What part of NO don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

Well one day behind bars is long enough
Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks I UH
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain't nowhere I belong

Me and Tim's in trouble
Buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

My Cellmate Thinks I'm sexy

UH

I had him from hello

WAZZUP!!!!!!

Cledus T. Judd - Letras

• (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
• 1-900-Sheila
• 1/2
• 12
• 270 Somethin'
• A Night I Can't Remember
• All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
• Bake Me A Country Ham
• Breath
• Cadirac Style
• Christ-Mas
• Cledus Busted!
• Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
• Cledus the Karaoke King
• Cledus Went Down To Florida
• Cledus' Christmas Ball
• Coronary Life
• Did I Shave My Back for This?
• Don't Mess With America
• Don't Serve Beans
• Double D Cups
• Every Light In The House Is Blown
• First Redneck On The Internet
• Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
• Gin And Juice
• Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
• Good Bye Squirrel
• Goron Is Gay
• Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
• Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
• Hankenstein
• Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
• Hell No
• Hillbilly Honeymoon
• Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
• How Do You Milk a Cow
• I Love Nascar
• I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
• I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
• I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
• If George Strait Starts Dancin'
• If Shania Was Mine
• In Another Size
• Indian In-Laws
• It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
• Jackson (Alan That Is)
• Just Another Day In Parodies
• Katie Bar The Door
• Leave You Laughin'
• Let's Burn One
• Let's Shoot Dove
• Livin' Like John Travolta
• Man Of Constant Borrow
• Martie, Emily & Natalie
• Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
• Mindy McCready
• Momma's Boy
• More Beaver
• Motel Californie
• My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
• My Crowd
• My Voice
• New Car
• One Jack Off
• Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
• Paycheck Woman
• Please Take The Girl
• Plowboy
• Psychic to the Stars
• Quit Teasin' Me Ed
• Record Deal
• Refried Beans
• Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
• Riding With Inmate Jerome
• Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
• Shade Tree Mechanic
• Shania I'm Broke
• She's Inflatable
• Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
• Stinkin' Problem
• Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
• Swingin'
• The Change
• The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
• Trailer Park Woman
• Tree's On Fire
• Waitin On Obama
• We Own The World
• What the xxxx Did You Say
• Where's Your Mommy?
• Wife Naggin'
• Willie's Got A Big Deck
• Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
• You Have No Right To Remain Violent