Man Of Constant Borrow letra

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known

SOLO

My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay

Cledus T. Judd - Letras

• (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
• 1-900-Sheila
• 1/2
• 12
• 270 Somethin'
• A Night I Can't Remember
• All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
• Bake Me A Country Ham
• Breath
• Cadirac Style
• Christ-Mas
• Cledus Busted!
• Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
• Cledus the Karaoke King
• Cledus Went Down To Florida
• Cledus' Christmas Ball
• Coronary Life
• Did I Shave My Back for This?
• Don't Mess With America
• Don't Serve Beans
• Double D Cups
• Every Light In The House Is Blown
• First Redneck On The Internet
• Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
• Gin And Juice
• Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
• Good Bye Squirrel
• Goron Is Gay
• Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
• Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
• Hankenstein
• Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
• Hell No
• Hillbilly Honeymoon
• Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
• How Do You Milk a Cow
• I Love Nascar
• I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
• I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
• I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
• If George Strait Starts Dancin'
• If Shania Was Mine
• In Another Size
• Indian In-Laws
• It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
• Jackson (Alan That Is)
• Just Another Day In Parodies
• Katie Bar The Door
• Leave You Laughin'
• Let's Burn One
• Let's Shoot Dove
• Livin' Like John Travolta
• Man Of Constant Borrow
• Martie, Emily & Natalie
• Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
• Mindy McCready
• Momma's Boy
• More Beaver
• Motel Californie
• My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
• My Crowd
• My Voice
• New Car
• One Jack Off
• Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
• Paycheck Woman
• Please Take The Girl
• Plowboy
• Psychic to the Stars
• Quit Teasin' Me Ed
• Record Deal
• Refried Beans
• Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
• Riding With Inmate Jerome
• Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
• Shade Tree Mechanic
• Shania I'm Broke
• She's Inflatable
• Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
• Stinkin' Problem
• Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
• Swingin'
• The Change
• The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
• Trailer Park Woman
• Tree's On Fire
• Waitin On Obama
• We Own The World
• What the xxxx Did You Say
• Where's Your Mommy?
• Wife Naggin'
• Willie's Got A Big Deck
• Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
• You Have No Right To Remain Violent