Jackson (Alan That Is) letra

Well, I start runnin' a fever
Every time he opens his mouth
She's been gawkin' at Jackson
Ever since his first song came out

Oh, she loves Alan Jackson
And his pretty blonde hair

Oh, I love Alan Jackson

I ain't got a prayer

Well, he tried dressin' like Jackson

Belt buckles, boots, and a hat
She said,
"Sorry hon, that won't help you none
Because you're just too dang fat."

Oh, I hate Alan Jackson
She sleeps with a piece of his coat

Oh, I love Alan Jackson

'Cause of them songs he wrote

Well, I went backstage at his concert
I got on his bus somehow

That big talkin' man and his little five piece band
Just taught her what I didn't know how
Gosh, I hate Alan Jackson

Now I'm his openin' act
Oh, I love Alan Jackson

She's never comin' back
...She loves you man!

Oh, I start runnin' a fever
Every time he opens his mouth
She's been gawkin' at Jackson
Ever since his first song came out
Oh, she loves Alan Jackson
Makes me want to cuss

(Ha!) Oh, he hates Alan Jackson

Think I'll blow up his bus

Yeah,
Someday I'll Rock His Jukebox!

No You're not!

Ha! Might hit him with a Tall, Tall, Tree!

Well, he just might hit you back!

Well, I tell you what!
I'll show him The Real World!
He'll think Real World when they find him way down yonder in the bottom of the Chattahoochie!

Oh yeah! He just might run ya over with his Mercury!

I tell ya what, tell him to meet me somewhere!

Hey Hoss, meet him at Midnight In Montgomery!

Wanted, my life back!

Who Says You Can't Have It All?

Alan Jackson.

Cledus T. Judd - Letras

• (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
• 1-900-Sheila
• 1/2
• 12
• 270 Somethin'
• A Night I Can't Remember
• All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
• Bake Me A Country Ham
• Breath
• Cadirac Style
• Christ-Mas
• Cledus Busted!
• Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
• Cledus the Karaoke King
• Cledus Went Down To Florida
• Cledus' Christmas Ball
• Coronary Life
• Did I Shave My Back for This?
• Don't Mess With America
• Don't Serve Beans
• Double D Cups
• Every Light In The House Is Blown
• First Redneck On The Internet
• Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
• Gin And Juice
• Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
• Good Bye Squirrel
• Goron Is Gay
• Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
• Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
• Hankenstein
• Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
• Hell No
• Hillbilly Honeymoon
• Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
• How Do You Milk a Cow
• I Love Nascar
• I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
• I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
• I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
• If George Strait Starts Dancin'
• If Shania Was Mine
• In Another Size
• Indian In-Laws
• It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
• Jackson (Alan That Is)
• Just Another Day In Parodies
• Katie Bar The Door
• Leave You Laughin'
• Let's Burn One
• Let's Shoot Dove
• Livin' Like John Travolta
• Man Of Constant Borrow
• Martie, Emily & Natalie
• Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
• Mindy McCready
• Momma's Boy
• More Beaver
• Motel Californie
• My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
• My Crowd
• My Voice
• New Car
• One Jack Off
• Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
• Paycheck Woman
• Please Take The Girl
• Plowboy
• Psychic to the Stars
• Quit Teasin' Me Ed
• Record Deal
• Refried Beans
• Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
• Riding With Inmate Jerome
• Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
• Shade Tree Mechanic
• Shania I'm Broke
• She's Inflatable
• Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
• Stinkin' Problem
• Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
• Swingin'
• The Change
• The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
• Trailer Park Woman
• Tree's On Fire
• Waitin On Obama
• We Own The World
• What the xxxx Did You Say
• Where's Your Mommy?
• Wife Naggin'
• Willie's Got A Big Deck
• Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
• You Have No Right To Remain Violent