Coronary Life letra

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she's so surprised
Can't believe I'm still alive
I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can't eat that anymore

They say grease kills;
Tastes good to me
Day in, day out it's all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse;
A constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain't too stable
Hey, Doc, I'm proud of you
I didn't think that I'd pull through
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar EKGs
That's the last time I need
Angioplasty
It's off I go to Tye-Bo
To improve my cardio
It's about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster's wore me out again
You know I can't believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I'd eat red meat,
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast,
But that's the past
I can't eat fat again
Aerobicize,
Reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life

Cledus T. Judd - Letras

• (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
• 1-900-Sheila
• 1/2
• 12
• 270 Somethin'
• A Night I Can't Remember
• All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
• Bake Me A Country Ham
• Breath
• Cadirac Style
• Christ-Mas
• Cledus Busted!
• Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
• Cledus the Karaoke King
• Cledus Went Down To Florida
• Cledus' Christmas Ball
• Coronary Life
• Did I Shave My Back for This?
• Don't Mess With America
• Don't Serve Beans
• Double D Cups
• Every Light In The House Is Blown
• First Redneck On The Internet
• Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
• Gin And Juice
• Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
• Good Bye Squirrel
• Goron Is Gay
• Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
• Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
• Hankenstein
• Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
• Hell No
• Hillbilly Honeymoon
• Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
• How Do You Milk a Cow
• I Love Nascar
• I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
• I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
• I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
• If George Strait Starts Dancin'
• If Shania Was Mine
• In Another Size
• Indian In-Laws
• It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
• Jackson (Alan That Is)
• Just Another Day In Parodies
• Katie Bar The Door
• Leave You Laughin'
• Let's Burn One
• Let's Shoot Dove
• Livin' Like John Travolta
• Man Of Constant Borrow
• Martie, Emily & Natalie
• Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
• Mindy McCready
• Momma's Boy
• More Beaver
• Motel Californie
• My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
• My Crowd
• My Voice
• New Car
• One Jack Off
• Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
• Paycheck Woman
• Please Take The Girl
• Plowboy
• Psychic to the Stars
• Quit Teasin' Me Ed
• Record Deal
• Refried Beans
• Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
• Riding With Inmate Jerome
• Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
• Shade Tree Mechanic
• Shania I'm Broke
• She's Inflatable
• Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
• Stinkin' Problem
• Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
• Swingin'
• The Change
• The Grundy County Spitting Incident
• Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
• Trailer Park Woman
• Tree's On Fire
• Waitin On Obama
• We Own The World
• What the xxxx Did You Say
• Where's Your Mommy?
• Wife Naggin'
• Willie's Got A Big Deck
• Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
• You Have No Right To Remain Violent