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Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football letra
Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line
Oh when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign
She was a real bold woman raised on a farm
Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was meaner than hell and ran the 40 in 4.3
She could squat 600 bench press 5
The hands down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing linebacker in the SEC
Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too Tall"
She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
Going to college on a full ride
Doris Tidwell's gonna play in the NC-double-A
She'd wash all her team mates uniforms
Tucked everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays
The only one tough enough to go both ways
Yeah...a mouth full of mud, scoured up knees
Cussing out the coaches spittin' on referees
Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
Her real name's Doris
But they're gonna call her "Too Tall"
They say she's a fine young man but she's really not
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play she could ruin your day
She led the team in tackles and the league in sacks
Responsible for killing nine running backs
But the school's reputation was destroyed
They accused Ricky's mama of steroids
Ricky Tidwell's mama's on probation
Now the college is under their eighth investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
She'd been takin' male hormones
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- A Night I Can't Remember
- All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
- Bake Me A Country Ham
- Breath
- Cadirac Style
- Christ-Mas
- Cledus Busted!
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
- Cledus the Karaoke King
- Cledus Went Down To Florida
- Cledus' Christmas Ball
- Coronary Life
- Did I Shave My Back for This?
- Don't Mess With America
- Don't Serve Beans
- Double D Cups
- Every Light In The House Is Blown
- First Redneck On The Internet
- Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
- Gin And Juice
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
- Good Bye Squirrel
- Goron Is Gay
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
- Hankenstein
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
- Hell No
- Hillbilly Honeymoon
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
- How Do You Milk a Cow
- I Love Nascar
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
- If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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- Leave You Laughin'
- Let's Burn One
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- Man Of Constant Borrow
- Martie, Emily & Natalie
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
- Mindy McCready
- Momma's Boy
- More Beaver
- Motel Californie
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
- My Crowd
- My Voice
- New Car
- One Jack Off
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
- Paycheck Woman
- Please Take The Girl
- Plowboy
- Psychic to the Stars
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed
- Record Deal
- Refried Beans
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
- Riding With Inmate Jerome
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
- Shade Tree Mechanic
- Shania I'm Broke
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- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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- Swingin'
- The Change
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
- Trailer Park Woman
- Tree's On Fire
- Waitin On Obama
- We Own The World
- What the xxxx Did You Say
- Where's Your Mommy?
- Wife Naggin'
- Willie's Got A Big Deck
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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