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How Do You Milk a Cow letra
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in FFA.
This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I O…
How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.
(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to Cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?
Cledus T. Judd - Letras
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
- 1-900-Sheila
- 1/2
- 12
- 270 Somethin'
- A Night I Can't Remember
- All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
- Bake Me A Country Ham
- Breath
- Cadirac Style
- Christ-Mas
- Cledus Busted!
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
- Cledus the Karaoke King
- Cledus Went Down To Florida
- Cledus' Christmas Ball
- Coronary Life
- Did I Shave My Back for This?
- Don't Mess With America
- Don't Serve Beans
- Double D Cups
- Every Light In The House Is Blown
- First Redneck On The Internet
- Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
- Gin And Juice
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
- Good Bye Squirrel
- Goron Is Gay
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
- Hankenstein
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
- Hell No
- Hillbilly Honeymoon
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
- How Do You Milk a Cow
- I Love Nascar
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
- If George Strait Starts Dancin'
- If Shania Was Mine
- In Another Size
- Indian In-Laws
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
- Jackson (Alan That Is)
- Just Another Day In Parodies
- Katie Bar The Door
- Leave You Laughin'
- Let's Burn One
- Let's Shoot Dove
- Livin' Like John Travolta
- Man Of Constant Borrow
- Martie, Emily & Natalie
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
- Mindy McCready
- Momma's Boy
- More Beaver
- Motel Californie
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
- My Crowd
- My Voice
- New Car
- One Jack Off
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
- Paycheck Woman
- Please Take The Girl
- Plowboy
- Psychic to the Stars
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed
- Record Deal
- Refried Beans
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
- Riding With Inmate Jerome
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
- Shade Tree Mechanic
- Shania I'm Broke
- She's Inflatable
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
- Stinkin' Problem
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
- Swingin'
- The Change
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
- Trailer Park Woman
- Tree's On Fire
- Waitin On Obama
- We Own The World
- What the xxxx Did You Say
- Where's Your Mommy?
- Wife Naggin'
- Willie's Got A Big Deck
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent
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