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270 Somethin' letra
(recording)
Track 4 "270 Somethin'"
Parody of Mark Wills' "19 Somethin'" by Mark Wills
Enjoy
Wooo
(spoken)
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'
I love candy bars...eat them all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized
And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs
mmmm
My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long
My nickname in school was double wide
Cause my momma fried...
Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin and puffin
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weight
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'
My insurance said that they'd co-pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wuddn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'
WOOO
Ha Ha
Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If I (If I)
Still weighed...270 somethin'
Stuffin down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
(spoken)
Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business how much I weigh
Huh huh...
Cledus T. Judd - Letras
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
- 1-900-Sheila
- 1/2
- 12
- 270 Somethin'
- A Night I Can't Remember
- All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
- Bake Me A Country Ham
- Breath
- Cadirac Style
- Christ-Mas
- Cledus Busted!
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
- Cledus the Karaoke King
- Cledus Went Down To Florida
- Cledus' Christmas Ball
- Coronary Life
- Did I Shave My Back for This?
- Don't Mess With America
- Don't Serve Beans
- Double D Cups
- Every Light In The House Is Blown
- First Redneck On The Internet
- Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
- Gin And Juice
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
- Good Bye Squirrel
- Goron Is Gay
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
- Hankenstein
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
- Hell No
- Hillbilly Honeymoon
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
- How Do You Milk a Cow
- I Love Nascar
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
- If George Strait Starts Dancin'
- If Shania Was Mine
- In Another Size
- Indian In-Laws
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
- Jackson (Alan That Is)
- Just Another Day In Parodies
- Katie Bar The Door
- Leave You Laughin'
- Let's Burn One
- Let's Shoot Dove
- Livin' Like John Travolta
- Man Of Constant Borrow
- Martie, Emily & Natalie
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
- Mindy McCready
- Momma's Boy
- More Beaver
- Motel Californie
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
- My Crowd
- My Voice
- New Car
- One Jack Off
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
- Paycheck Woman
- Please Take The Girl
- Plowboy
- Psychic to the Stars
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed
- Record Deal
- Refried Beans
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
- Riding With Inmate Jerome
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
- Shade Tree Mechanic
- Shania I'm Broke
- She's Inflatable
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
- Stinkin' Problem
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
- Swingin'
- The Change
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
- Trailer Park Woman
- Tree's On Fire
- Waitin On Obama
- We Own The World
- What the xxxx Did You Say
- Where's Your Mommy?
- Wife Naggin'
- Willie's Got A Big Deck
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent
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